*Tamaki has a dustpan and broom and is sweeping while Kyouya Hikaru and Kaoru and talking* 

Narrator: Once upon a time lived an unhappy girl called Tamakiella, she lived with her stepmother and two step sisters. Tamakiella was made to do all the house hold choirs while her two ugly sisters got spoilt. 

Hikaru: Wait hold up the only reason Tamakiella does all the choirs was because it was her turn. 

Kaoru: Yeah and she’s been dragging those one day worth of choirs out for years. 

Tamaki: It’s not my fault no matter how much I sweep there is always a line of dirt! *Lifts up pan* ALWAYS A LINE OF DIRT!!! *sobs on ground* 

Narrator: Ahem….At any rate Tamakiella works hard all day and all night. But one thing Tamakiella had over her step sisters was looks, no matter what designer clothes there mother tried to dress them in they couldn’t compare with Tamakiella’s beauty.

Hikaru & Kaoru: WHAT!! Who wrote this!! *continue angry rambling* 

Kyouya: *Drags both twins off the stage* Calm down It’s just a story. 

Narrator: NOW! If everyone is quite done I’d like to get to the complication of the story…*silence* Ok thank you. One day the house-hold received news of a royal ball being held at the palace to help price Haruhi find a wife and every girl in the kingdom was invited. To witch the stepmother said. 

Kyouya: Hmmmmm…. A ball I can see financial benefits if Price Haruhi would be wed either of you according to my calculations *presses stuff in calculator* We’d be… Set for life. 

Narrator: Tamakiella briefly stopped doing her choirs and asked her stepmother. 

Tamaki: Every girl? Does that mean I could go to? 

Narrator: Her stepsisters laughed. 

Hikaru: You think the Prince could fall for someone like you!? *continues laughing* 

Kaoru: You’re silly and clumsy you’d wreck the place! *continues laughing* 

Kyouya: And further more this place is a dump…We have discussed this before you can leave once you’ve finished you choirs. 

Tamaki: But….But….No matter what I do there is always a line of dirt underneath….It’s impossible *indecipherable whine*  

*Kyouya Hikaru and Kaoru all leave to go to the ball leaving Tamakiella alone she stops sweeping shortly after they leave*

Tamaki: It’s hopeless no matter what I do I’ll never get to that ball to protect the cute prince from my horrible stepsisters. 

Renge: *from off stage* Not good enough. Not good enough I say! *enter*  

Tamaki: Waaaaah!!! Who are you!? How’d you get in? 

Renge: I didn’t know our heroine was so easy to give up. I am quite disappointed. I am your fairy god mother. 

Tamaki: So! So you’re going to send me to the ball? What about my choirs though? 

Renge: *Throws dust pan and broom behind her* NO NOT GOOD YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Listen to me! It’s not to late for me to fix this romance but you have to get me two things. 

Tamaki: two things oh great fairy mother just tell me and I will get them. 

Renge: Shape up! Get me a mushroom and a mouse. 

Tamaki: *Brings in Mori and Honey* Here they are. 

Renge: Bippity Boppity Boop *points magic wand at* 

Honey: Yay I’m so much cuter now I can talk. 

Tamaki: Woah! The mushroom is now a carriage and the mouse turned into a driver! 

Renge: Tsk what would you do without me… EHGAWDS! WHAT DO THEY HAVE YOU WEARING!? 

Tamaki: Oh these…. I actually picked them my s… 

Renge: *cuts in* Bippity Boppity Boop….Much better ^^ 

Tamaki: D:< 

Renge: Oh by the way don’t stay up past midnight my magic will ware out. 

*Tamaki rides off with Mori and Honey* 

*At the Ball* 
 
 

Kaoru: Dance with me Prince! 

Haruhi: Oh I’m sorry I can’t… 

*Is snatched off by Kaoru anyway and dances before being intercepted by Hikaru*

Hikaru: No dace with me. *Spins Haruhi and lets go* 

*Tamaki enters (Honey and Mori also enter Honey helps himself to cake) Haruhi spins into and start dancing with* 

Narrator: Much time passed and Tamakiella and the handsome prince danced for hours and hours. 

Tamaki: *Thinking* Wow he must really like me we have danced for hours… 

Haruhi: *Thinking* I wonder how long I have to wait till it’s polite to stop dancing… This is why I didn’t want to dance…At the end of a song? This song all morphs into one. Hmmm…When I finish I wonder what’s left to eat at the buffet table. 

Narrator: And they danced and danced until *Tamaki drops down* 10 o clock when Tamakiella fell asleep. Tamakiella always fell asleep by 10 it was good for her completion. 

Honey: *Trying to drag Tamaki* Oh no what happens if it turns 12 TIME IS PASSING SO FAST! 

Mori: *Drags Tamaki off drops shoe* 

Honey: *Pretending to help* Oh it’s only ten past. :D 

Casanova: I, whom have only entered just now but your supposed to gather I’m the princes friend, couldn’t help but noticed, *Turns to Haruhi* That you’re  princess dropped her slipper. 

Haruhi: …Who are you talking to? 

Casanova: What’s that YOU’RE GOING TO MARRY WHOEVER THE SHOE FITS!?  

Whole ball: *GASP* 

Haruhi: No I didn’t say that because it’s stupid on so many levels the main one being there has to be hundreds of people with the same shoe size out there. Thanks for pressuring me into that though. 

Casanova: Oh you’re welcome?*Thinks* I want to try it on… would that be weird….*says* I’ll go with you on your quest. *thinks* I’ll make sure no one gets to marry Prince Haruhi. 

Narrator: So Prince Haruhi and Casanova searched far and low for about a week till everyone forgot about the whole marriage thing and had scoons and tea for every meal…forever and ever… because there rich… and the step sister Kaoru & Hikaru started up a beauty salon to prove how ugly they aren’t and hit it big and brought in lots of profit with made there mother Kyouya very happy. And Honey for some reason didn’t turn back into a mouse and got a job as a taste tester for cakes lollies and chocolates and Mori became the first inanimate object to become a specialist dentist and he made sure Honey never got bad teeth. As for Tamakiella she found out the secret to getting rid of that line of dirt was to turn the pan horizontally to it and brush it up. And if any of you have a problem with that ending…. suck it up…. We were running out of time and we got lazy in writing the scripts. 

All: TADAAAAAAA~!? *sparkle fingers*